antoinettemalificus:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employees

definitely

do not

get paid

enough

for

this

shit

they are sick of your nonsense

I lost my fucking shit at the fish and scared the shit out of my cat!! I am crying!! 

(via positivevibezforever)

departured:

jimmyneuteredtron:

Kim Pastabowl

(Source: jimmyneuteredtron, via 0riginal)

sodamnrelatable:

IM LAUHGING SO HARD BECAUSE THE PUNK KID FROM TOTAL DRAMA ISLAND SLEEPS LIKE

(Source: notusexual, via 0riginal)

stability:

me dodging your shitty opinion 

(via maliciousmelons)

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

(via maliciousmelons)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING

(Source: gladiolus---amicitia, via wesurekilledthepain)